7-18-07 Hemorrhoids are not your friends!!!
Inevitable in pregnancy what with the extra weight we carry and the prenatal vitamin induced constipation that we endure...the doctor says not to worry and to up the fiber and take sitz baths. Yea, have you seen how much baby I am carrying? Getting into the bathtub is the easy part but getting out....well that is a story involving a rather large Walrus and borderline rhythmic gymnastics. I almost want to roll over and get on all fours to get out cuz that would be easier, but fear that I may get wedged in and the kitties, having no thumbs or upper body strength, would be no help. Tonight, an Aveeno bath with oatmeal cuz a bug or two bit me more than once at my mom's house on Friday. It must have gotten trapped in my overalls cuz I have a cluster of bites where once I had a waist, and another cluster where the leg of my undies goes. They are painful to touch now and the topical benadryl and oral claritin is not helping as quickly as I would like. I would include a photo but the teenager is inquiring "are you done on the computer yet?!?!?!?!?!" UGH! They are not your friends either.
Until more drama or otherwise...
Until more drama or otherwise...
